ibock: donedone done to the doneth power
permanently stuck between ”i really want to talk to you” and “i don’t want to annoy you”
jimsturgess: not feelin this “school” thing tomorrow
i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier
charlamagnethagod: i only date boys who will sing high school musical duets with me
darrynek: i lost 40 pounds in one day and YOU CAN TOO if you cut off your leg
I look for you in everyone I meet.
earlsweatsuit: Today we test if the theory is true, America went black…Will it go back?
me: mom, i need money
mom: what? did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already?
friendplace: I can’t wait until winter because it’s gonna be cold and gloomy outside just like my soul
cybergay: **white girl puts on glasses* “hhaahhaah bein a nerd :p”
unlively: you may think im an asshole but as soon as you get to know me you realize that first impressions are right and i am an asshole
my voice is what comic sans sounds like
lol crying i dont understand the rush in emailing us homework but you will extend the deadline if theres inconvenience for anyone. there’s inconvenience for everyone so give that shit when we go back to school
the-lonely-scottish-guy: knock knock who’s there? well it’s not your fucking parents because they don’t knock
yesimbeyonce: finally told my parents im Beyonce
cholazard: i like you do you like me kiss me if yes recite the bible in slovakian if no
charlamagnethagod: I should be a lawyer because I’m always right
applying for college will be the death of me
Romney 9.06 PM: we can't kill our way out of this
Romney 9.08 PM: my strategy is to kill the bad guys